Tool of the day
06-07-2015, 08:33 AM
#6502
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2013
Position: Port Bus
Posts: 725
Originally Posted by Alterbridge
The previous occupant of this hotel room who changed the time of the clock radio to the 24 hour clock.
Z time.
Probably on the lower level of toolishness. Toolish, nonetheless.
Z time.
Probably on the lower level of toolishness. Toolish, nonetheless.
Freaking hilarious!
06-07-2015, 02:46 PM
#6503
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2006
Position: 767 Pilot
Posts: 1,133
Tool of the day
Looks that woman that was "discriminated against" over a can of coke made the whole thing up! Makes me angry. Tool of the year perhaps? There's three sides, always.
http://savvystews.com/2015/06/what-r...lim-passenger/
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
http://savvystews.com/2015/06/what-r...lim-passenger/
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
06-07-2015, 04:19 PM
#6504
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Sep 2011
Position: Hates Commuting
Posts: 888
The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
06-07-2015, 04:49 PM
#6505
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2011
Position: retired 767(dl)
Posts: 5,723
Originally Posted by Jughead135
The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
06-07-2015, 05:44 PM
#6506
Stuck Mic
Joined APC: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,059
Originally Posted by Jughead135
The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped.
At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??"
"Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue....
06-10-2015, 04:05 AM
#6508
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,904
Originally Posted by LAairplaneguy
To the butt munch that skipped me and 3 people in the urinal line today in STL. My bladder was bangin too..
06-10-2015, 05:46 AM
#6510
Gets Weekends Off
Thread Starter
Joined APC: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,567
Who lifts the seat with their hands? Feet only for this dude.
Originally Posted by MikeF16
To the chic who thought to herself "yeah, I'm sure the next guy to use the toilet will enjoy getting my period blood on his fingers when he lifts the seat". That was awesome.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
