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Originally Posted by Gunter
Not this time. He looks like a stooge. Lots of management manhours wasted AND a bonus killing penalty.
I hope he doesn't try to make it up to the board by concocting a way to squeeze the $267 million out of the pilots.
You bet they will...
Bulletins to follow:
Begin re-dispatch procedures on legs as short as SDF-ORD.
APU use prohibited between 0 F- 90F.
Rampers shall push back all aircraft.
Catering shall be left-over MREs from Afghanistan.
Crew hotels will now include hostels and Salvation Army facilities.
On 3/4 engine aircraft, one engine shall be shut down at TOD.
In the spirit of shared sacrifice, Davis shall forgo 5% of his annual bonus, and settle for a 25% salary hike.