Perhaps this will show what I think of the latest TA and that I hope it will be voted down!

That's awesome!

Pipe

I wish I had kept my lanyard now.

(Instead of trashing it in the layover hotel the first day I read through all the 'highlights').

Yeah, that just screams "We're highly trained professionals who deserve to be recognized as such".

I don't think the TA does either but you seem to be in favor of it!!!

I don't plan on wearing a crayon covered copy hanging around my neck.

No, but if the TA passes it will be hanging around all of our necks for the next 6+ years!

Also, that looks like magic marker not crayon. Being a Marine I know what crayon looks like

You only need a stapler.

I recognize that towel, Hilton Garden Inn right?

Being a Marine, you also know the importance of professional appearance.
The staple option looks better. But probably the clearest statement to those who need to hear it is a different lanyard altogether. Single, dark color. No words. Enough said.