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SSlow 03-08-2022 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by zippinbye (Post 3385258)
I debated whether or not to post this...

If you need to internally debate over whether or not to post something, then the answer is some form of "no".

And that goes for all of social media

Silver02ex 03-08-2022 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by zippinbye (Post 3385258)
I debated whether or not to post this, so as to not appear to be a whiner..

I should have stop reading after this part.

CincoDeMayo 03-08-2022 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by SSlow (Post 3385362)
If you need to internally debate over whether or not to post something, then the answer is some form of "no".

And that goes for all of social media

He debated, and then posted 4 paragraphs.

In the end I got: His daughter is a respectful medical student who waited for an hour and half before to check in for her flight. Knowingly cut it close on time regardless of postings saying not to.

She still got on after using a little “Karen” let me talk to your manager

She got a middle seat

She won’t be flying Spirit again.

How ironic would it be if the gate agents were DGS employees?

Fah2 03-08-2022 01:46 PM

I’m a main line pilot on the phone with his daughter:

“Check in 24hrs before and get to the airport two hours prior? Not in this family! You’re a ZippenBye, we cut it down to the wire because we know better than everyone else. They aren’t even a real airline with breadsticks, I mean none of their pilots even own a Miata for chrissakes!

There there princess… I know getting up there on the reg is crucial to bagging a doctor and getting you off my dole, but sending you on a real airline like mine might mean shelling out another hundred bucks and suffering the indignity of a stop in MSP like some ******* Mogadishu refugee. Nooo I’m sure he won’t end up shagging some Windy City hussy if you miss the flight. Princess, stop crying… Pumkin…

Wait, did you tell them that your father flys for- oh you did.. uh how about informing them about the sh*t they are currently full of? Uh Huh, that did the trick? Got on the flight, great.. I’m telling you these people don’t know- What, MIDDLE GODDAM SEAT?? You gotta be foookin sh*tting me.. No daughter of mine, those rat bastard yellow plane driving asshats, oh that’s it. That is IT.

Don’t you worry, Daddy’s about to write a strongly worded letter on APC. No, they will definitely give a sh*t, probably have an apology phone call from a chief pilot by the time you land in ORD. Ok I’m going to get back to sniffing my own farts now, fly safe, love you too princess.”

DrSteveBrule 03-08-2022 02:14 PM

ha i never ever ever had a salty AA gate agent crap on me lol

MCDUmanipulator 03-08-2022 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by mavsfflife (Post 3385269)
I don’t know why you feel like griping at the pilots about this. Try customer service, if you can find the number.

because he’s a delta pilot.

SSlow 03-08-2022 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by CincoDeMayo (Post 3385366)
In the end I got: His daughter is a respectful medical student who waited for an hour and half before to check in for her flight. Knowingly cut it close on time regardless of postings saying not to.

She still got on after using a little “Karen” let me talk to your manager

She got a middle seat

She won’t be flying Spirit again.

But is she hot though???

NKSpilot 03-08-2022 02:44 PM

Free check-in and boarding pass printing at all airport kiosks FYI. Many folks don't seem to realize that.

whairdidhugo 03-08-2022 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by FahQ2 (Post 3385379)
I’m a main line pilot on the phone with his daughter:

“Check in 24hrs before and get to the airport two hours prior? Not in this family! You’re a ZippenBye, we cut it down to the wire because we know better than everyone else. They aren’t even a real airline with breadsticks, I mean none of their pilots even own a Miata for chrissakes!

There there princess… I know getting up there on the reg is crucial to bagging a doctor and getting you off my dole, but sending you on a real airline like mine might mean shelling out another hundred bucks and suffering the indignity of a stop in MSP like some ******* Mogadishu refugee. Nooo I’m sure he won’t end up shagging some Windy City hussy if you miss the flight. Princess, stop crying… Pumkin…

Wait, did you tell them that your father flys for- oh you did.. uh how about informing them about the sh*t they are currently full of? Uh Huh, that did the trick? Got on the flight, great.. I’m telling you these people don’t know- What, MIDDLE GODDAM SEAT?? You gotta be foookin sh*tting me.. No daughter of mine, those rat bastard yellow plane driving asshats, oh that’s it. That is IT.

Don’t you worry, Daddy’s about to write a strongly worded letter on APC. No, they will definitely give a sh*t, probably have an apology phone call from a chief pilot by the time you land in ORD. Ok I’m going to get back to sniffing my own farts now, fly safe, love you too princess.”

You sir...are on a roll. (golf clap)

Cyio 03-08-2022 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by DrSteveBrule (Post 3385399)
ha i never ever ever had a salty AA gate agent crap on me lol

This 100%. Plus the Delta gate agent that chuckled when I said I was with Spirit.


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