737 Max 9 Dreamguppy
 

Guppy painted to look like a 787 Dreamliner. Makes no sense that they would paint a guppy this way, but not a 777-300.

https://airlinegeeks.com/2018/04/07/...ing-737-max-9/

Literally lipstick on a....

Did they paint fake scallop markings on the back of the engines too?

At least the overhead is still a forensic collection site for skin and hair samples.

Ummm... you've seen pics of the engines, right?

'Dreamguppy'. . .Funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

Opps. I didn't notice it was a Max. I clicked on the link and just thought it was another 737NG.

It is, with bigger displays that still don’t do anything.

Does anyone know yet if the toilet seat will stay up?

Had forgotten about that one. Wasn't that part ot the steering check?

They all do with enough rudder trim

It was more about who bought the first round. Seat stayed up during taxi FO buys, seat falls CA buys.......The CA bought alot;)

That will be covered in the next Day 1 Upset Training. Preview: if you hear it, it’s an UAS. Verify slip rectangle is filled in red. Then call out the FMAs and RECOVER!

Ahhhh yes ... I remember now ... Bet my wife does too .... The Visa bill every month

Hey, they finally fixed that a few years ago......on new deliveries. Would be nice if they retrofitted the new lids on the older airplanes.

Classic. And so true. :D

Or pulling a kleenex out of the quarter sized hole.

I assumed it was designed by a female engineer.

I am sure the Max is going to really, really suck.

Horrible, horrendous airplane to fly and get paid to do it.

I hope lots of folks senior to me and anybody else considering moving to it go to the new inbound Airbii. Do not abide this monster. Vote with your bid.

Lots of great and better choices to fly on the property! Pick one.

Pool is warm enough to swim in, gotta go.

It’s just another automated push button jet that pays LNB. Do you really care if it’s not fun to fly? If they got a better deal on the max than they could the neo or if they can make more money with it, what we would like to fly doesn’t matter. Voting with your bid won’t matter either. He senior guys can bid what the want and the less desirable plane will still have a warm body in the seat. The company won’t know the difference, not will they care. Not trying to be sarcastic.

Have a cup of coffee and turn that sarcasm meter on.

You may not be trying to be sarcastic but he was......

Dreamguppy needs to be the "official" nickname for these aircraft at UAL. I hope the name sticks!

Only amongst people that still call a 100ton airplane a guppy 😝

OMG!!! 100 tons. It’s so HUUUUUGE. :rolleyes:

Let me fix that for you:

"I assumed it was designed by a human form that currently desires to be assigned the sexuality of what was known in the past as "female", even though we know that is an antiquated stereotype that has no place in this androgynous, and monogystic world currently run by the same WASPs that have always run the place."

Dean of Human Studies
Cal Berkeley

Well that’s what I intend to call it!

So perplexed that some people take offense to the guppy term. Ridiculous. Oh well, don’t care.

I prefer Guppasaurus Rex myself for the MAX....

Guppotamus? Guppephant? Guppoceros? :D

guppyguppyguppyguppyguppyguppyguppyguppyguppyguppy guppyguppguppyguppy

There is nothing push button about a guppy. Well maybe the recall light.

LOL. It will always be a Guppy. They just put fresh lipstick on it every so often.

I vote for Guppotamus! :rolleyes:

How about just Uber-Guppy

How about Darwin-guppy, need stickers like the evolution of man, but with the 720- 737 10m

Mad Max? It's been modified enough to fit in with the other vehicles on that movie.

And butt implants:D