Intercom faux pas...
 

1) sucking on a throat lozenge
2) smacking those lips with gum between
3) .....?

Turn down the intercom volume.

Problem solved.

Of course. Just pointing out to the clueless the events that force such an action.

Slurping a drink.

I just turn it off and when they start talking I wait until they look at me and then say “I’m sorry, what?”

I know. This test shoulda' been part of the interview process. Put a pilot in a cockpit and give him a snack and see if they clean up after themselves too...

;)

Which airplane has a hot mike? 737? (Only one I haven’t flown on).

Interphone volume off and then use the speaker above 18k? ;)

That must work well on the other non-guppies on the fleet. Good thing we only have 330+ guppies. :eek:

Hot mike ... ie the rubber band
Should only be used during takeoff and landing. Or during a conversation. All other times, use the flippin ptt

amen. I'm constantly humming Metallica or Pantera tunes. Nobody needs to hear that.

https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk