you just did!

How about the guy that was "happily" married to a conservative, average looking (real boobs lol), all american type girl that both families (and all their friends) encouraged to marry, who had everyone jealous of their life. Fast forward 20 years to when "their" son is ~18, while still happily married, he finds out that he is NOT the father of said child. Then to see her shock when he wanted a divorce! Of course he's an honorable man/father and still takes care of the child he raised because he'll always be his "daddy."

For every one of your outlandish examples, I'm sure I can find a similar counter.

Edit: Don't take that to mean I think only chicks screw around, many of my examples would be dudes in the wrong. This is just one counter to your ridiculous post

Oh, this is gonna be good. Imma make a cappuccino for this.

Plane Coffee

Yum! I'll take one too, please!

This whole thread reads like a bad episode of Jerry Springer meets the three stooges.

I think most women say just about the same regarding men...

I'm happily married with great kids. That being said, I'm envious of and hate my rich single friends. :rolleyes:

Technically correct, but I was going to go in detail, and decided passive aggressive not to.

Done and done!

Plane Coffee

Man marry hoping she won't change, woman marry hoping he will.

I guess I got lucky