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Old 04-28-2020, 04:26 PM
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Hot off the press... United to provide masks to all passengers starting in May... problem solved... get back to work.
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Hot off the press... United to provide masks to all passengers starting in May... problem solved... get back to work.
All the airplanes already have drop down masks. 😁
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Hot off the press... United to provide masks to all passengers starting in May... problem solved... get back to work.
With the price gouging on masks, it buying a flight to Vegas and back might be a cheaper way to get them .
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Problem is, wearing a mask does not solve the problem.
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Problem is, wearing a mask does not solve the problem.
well it doesn’t hurt either. And it may build confidence. Saw an entertaining comparison... if neither of us are wearing pants and you p!$$ yourself I’m probably getting wet. If I have pants on I still might get a bit wet. If we both have pants on we’re good to go bro
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I think this is the one you are looking for Chuck
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That is outstanding.
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Old 04-29-2020, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by ugleeual View Post
...get back to work.
"Get back"? Did we ever abrogate our responsibility to show up?
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Problem is, wearing a mask does not solve the problem.
it makes people FEEL better. That's all that matters.
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it makes people FEEL better. That's all that matters.
Sort of like the rhythm method of birth control. And you know what they call people that use the rhythm method of birth control? Parents
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