Corporate Update
 

Haven't been over in awhile. Any updates on Boom, Oscar the Grouch banana peel jet fuel or electric helicopters? Asking for a friend. (A friend who is very tired of waiting for a contract)

On a related note, have there been any TI sightings?

Delta’s contract is the new standard and it’ll only take 2 weeks to negotiate
Archer eVTOL 4-Seaters (1 pilot) will fly from downtown Chicago to/from ORD in 2025
Electric UAX 19-Seaters with 250 mile range will fly by 2026
Supersonic United Boom jets will fly in 2029
United Airlines will be carbon neutral by 2050
United will be the biggest and best airline in the world

I knew I came to the right place. The plan for world domination is tracking perfectly.

Boom don’t gots no zoom as RR told them to pack sand. Oscar the Grouch must have died from radio active fall out from his Avatar. Bio fuel is nothing more than a non commercially viable virtue signal. As far as virtue signals go see;

Archer EVTOL can’t find where it has any de ice capability. My guess is it never leaves the ground with a paying passenger on board.

250 mile electric airplanes… Hmm okay?

Contract is ready to be signed. That’s what Scott said.

TI was last seen using his lifetime F/C PS travel benefits.

The UAL CEO is a woke version of Trump.

Which man lies more? Maybe a better question, why do so many people believe them?

Some of our young aviators have voted for those that intend to end fossil fuels. Will the green man in the trash can save their careers?

lol, you mean the young aviators whose careers have endured two wars one of which was on questionable pretenses, a market meltdown as a result of the slashing of corporate regulations, the erosion of collective bargaining and work rules? I have a sneaking suspicion why they would vote against those politicians, protecting the environment is just icing on the cake.

You bet. Now it’s time to stand up for environmental and climate justice. Gains from the upcoming contract can be directed to carbon offsets and other green initiatives rather than our own wallets. Certainly you don’t actually need more compensation spewing carbon into the atmosphere, do you? Of course not. Time to show some ESG style leadership. Make those that you voted for proud that you are engaged and on board. Icing on the cake!

Appealing to an emotional debate does nothing for me. Preventing the growth of the oligarchy in this country does. And before you say, “BuT yOuR sO wElL pAiD?! ThInK aBoUt YoUr TaXeS!” I don’t mind the taxes as long as I see the result of their use (which I do). I care that those tax cutters also want us to be perpetually poor and uneducated so they can continue to exploit us while using “climate justice and critical race theory” as talking points to distract you. We’re closer
to being destitute on the streets than we are to being one of them. Solidarity first, solidarity always.

Most of the recent new hires endured none of this. Not old enough. The ones that did know the game.