Ha!
 

I've heard "JLo" and I've heard "FLIBS", but I just heard a new one the other day....

COUNT CHOCULA !

Think about it. :D

I know I'm not the brightest guy in my class, but I have to ask.
What are you talking about?

don't feel bad. i don't get it either.

I was thinking I lost a screw somewhere between HNL and home.

think about it guys. it's hysterical.

count me with zombie.
i say "huh?"

nm........]

How about separated at birth--from Rahm Emanuel.

Sorry, doesn't make enough sense or have the cultural/airline significance to even use. Nope, gonna leave that one out of my bag of euphemisms.

I have heard on the FlyerTalk website they like to refer to him by how he appears on the upgrade standby listing, with a little twist:

$MI/J

I don't think he's ever on the upgrade standby list. Only us serfs that actually provide the product. Lord Jeffy rides guaranteed at the front of the bus.