It's nice you guys are going the extra mile to look good. I'm going the other route. I will wear what they provide and look like the professionals they want us to be. I will not spend my money on fixing their crap!

I'm thinking the same thing. I go out of my way to look good on my own time and on my own dime. However, if UA wants to dress me up like JoJo the circus monkey in a uniform that's cheaply made and looks like crap that's their problem not mine.

This.

The new uniform is exactly the image that UAL has apparently decided to project.

I breakout with zits from wool.

Levi's Action Slacks are going to have to work for me. As long as I don't stand closer than 10 feet to another pilot no one will know.

I will be the guy wearing the black "Flasher" rain jacket on international flights.

Ben Davis makes an especially nice low rise "Jailbait Pant" in Navy Blue. All the kool kids are already wearing them. They look especially fetching while commanding any Boeing Guppy variant. FYI.

We need to get rid of the stupid, ugly ass hats. Maybe our union that's holding 5% of our retro pay indefinitely can help??

We have hats?
Never worn one yet.

I only wear the hat when picketing... Of course I have to take my air compressor and blow the dust off of it first.

You only have to wear the hat with the coat. So if you don't wear the coat, you don't have to wear a hat. Good thing I have a nice leather jacket to keep me warm in the winter.

Coming from the man who preaches about Professionalism on another thread? WOW!:rolleyes: