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APC225 05-15-2014 02:24 PM

Chaos in ORD
 
Half the board shows delayed.

EvilMonkey 05-15-2014 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by APC225 (Post 1644009)
Half the board shows delayed.

So it's a day that ends in Y?

CRM114 05-15-2014 03:06 PM

Sounds like the start of summer meltdown season. And now a pre-emptive note from Howard:


Our credible momentum fosters present-day business models by nurturing talent, whereas consistencies empower the senior support staff. Trust and architecture target the business leaders. As a result, the business leaders achieve our credible cultures. The business leaders proactively embrace our values; nevertheless pursuing this route will enable us to streamline our future internal clients. Parallel dialogues aggregate innovation-driven roadmaps. Our gut-feeling is that the Executive Director of Legal formulates optimal pipelines. The stakeholders influence our wide-spectrum momentum, while an in-depth, time-phased, social sphere influences a workshop. We must activate the sphere to achieve the progressive targets by leveraging an immersive and/or intelligent implication. A balanced vision prioritizes a Quality Research. Multi-source, result-driven and large-scale next steps 200% enable the stakeholders.

krudawg 05-15-2014 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by CRM114 (Post 1644032)
Sounds like the start of summer meltdown season. And now a pre-emptive note from Howard:

Translation: We have no earthly idea what the heck we are doing at Willis Tower. But one thing is for sure, the employees and their unions are the problem.

bhmdiversion 05-15-2014 05:33 PM

It's United - do you expect anything less?

badflaps 05-15-2014 05:49 PM

That note from Howard, how do you keep from laughing out loud? Sounds like something from Saturday night live.........

tmac3333 05-15-2014 06:24 PM

Not just at ORD. we took a 45 minute delay because no one showed up to load the bags until 30 minutes after push in DEN today. Apparently, happening a lot, something about furloughes to rampers in DEN.

CRM114 05-15-2014 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by tmac3333 (Post 1644153)
Not just at ORD. we took a 45 minute delay because no one showed up to load the bags until 30 minutes after push in DEN today. Apparently, happening a lot, something about furloughes to rampers in DEN.

About those pre-summer rush furloughs in a market that Howard just this week said is a growth station:


The Managing Executive Chief of Client Relationship carefully identifies our issues, while the Chief Legal Officer enables long-established, potential, incentives. The project manager analyses our wide-ranging big picture. The traceable, actionable, challenging and credible platforms facilitate time-honored opportunities, while the customers reset the benchmark. Risk/return profile and timeline quickly strengthen the standard-setters within the silo, whereas we are working hard to jump-start an idiosyncrasy. Our evolutionary, macroscopic and dramatic quality transfers systematized win-win solutions.

BeenThere 05-16-2014 08:57 AM

"Our credible momentum fosters present-day business models by nurturing talent, whereas consistencies empower the senior support staff. Trust and architecture target the business leaders. As a result, the business leaders achieve our credible cultures. The business leaders proactively embrace our values; nevertheless pursuing this route will enable us to streamline our future internal clients. Parallel dialogues aggregate innovation-driven roadmaps. Our gut-feeling is that the Executive Director of Legal formulates optimal pipelines. The stakeholders influence our wide-spectrum momentum, while an in-depth, time-phased, social sphere influences a workshop. We must activate the sphere to achieve the progressive targets by leveraging an immersive and/or intelligent implication. A balanced vision prioritizes a Quality Research. Multi-source, result-driven and large-scale next steps 200% enable the stakeholders."

Only B-school grad with no connection to reality could write this crap!

btwissel 05-16-2014 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by BeenThere (Post 1644459)
"Our credible momentum fosters present-day business models by nurturing talent, whereas consistencies empower the senior support staff. Trust and architecture target the business leaders. As a result, the business leaders achieve our credible cultures. The business leaders proactively embrace our values; nevertheless pursuing this route will enable us to streamline our future internal clients. Parallel dialogues aggregate innovation-driven roadmaps. Our gut-feeling is that the Executive Director of Legal formulates optimal pipelines. The stakeholders influence our wide-spectrum momentum, while an in-depth, time-phased, social sphere influences a workshop. We must activate the sphere to achieve the progressive targets by leveraging an immersive and/or intelligent implication. A balanced vision prioritizes a Quality Research. Multi-source, result-driven and large-scale next steps 200% enable the stakeholders."

Only B-school grad with no connection to reality could write this crap!

Is that even english?


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