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Hilltopper89 07-26-2014 10:44 PM

Best ALPA Pin Explanation Ever
 
So I lost my ALPA pin day 1 of 4. Fell off somewhere during a tie/pin debacle whilst loosening for the walkaround during IAH 95 degree heat. Since I've been asked twice already where my ALPA pin is I have started replying, "I left it on my pajamas." Feel free to use.

Snoopy 01 07-26-2014 11:34 PM

How about, "I left it at your Mom's house."

Hilltopper89 07-27-2014 12:00 AM


Originally Posted by Snoopy 01 (Post 1692816)
How about, "I left it at your Mom's house."

Like. Still though...even the LUAL guys laughed at my response.

Mitch Rapp05 07-27-2014 04:07 AM

I left it at my regional!

pilotgolfer 07-27-2014 04:21 AM


Originally Posted by Mitch Rapp05 (Post 1692838)
I left it at my regional!

Continental?

Mitch Rapp05 07-27-2014 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by pilotgolfer (Post 1692843)
Continental?

Well played!!!

UAL T38 Phlyer 07-27-2014 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by Snoopy 01 (Post 1692816)
How about, "I left it at your Mom's house."

Heard this one when I was a new-hire.

Phone rings, and an airline pilot on short-call picks it up, not noticing it is the crew desk.

"Capt Smith?"

"Uh, just a minute."

(partially covering the mouthpiece, and turning the other way): "Honey, it's for your husband!!"

Airhoss 07-27-2014 06:18 AM

Back when the hat thing was hot heavy and contentious. My F/O and I are walking through the terminal at ORD. A flight manger asks where are your hats? My F/O doesn't miss a beat.. "I left mine on your wife's bedside table."

SpecialTracking 07-27-2014 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by Airhoss (Post 1692891)
Back when the hat thing was hot heavy and contentious. My F/O and I are walking through the terminal at ORD. A flight manger asks where are your hats? My F/O doesn't miss a beat.. "I left mine on your wife's bedside table."


LeeFXDWG 07-27-2014 11:04 AM

Spit beer on my screen while watching that!

Lee


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