Originally Posted by
2bennySODC6
Miami= Warm weather, blue sky, oiled down *****s and plenty of Cohiba cigars to last a lifetime.
The bad news is that you won't be able to afford those Cohibas or oiled down *****s on what Miami Air pays you
.
Alaska= Cold, dark in winter, toothless women who strut around like Playboy models
, crazy drunk people running around with firearms, and crappy flying conditions (sometimes).
I think I'd seriously consider relocating to Miami if given the opportunity.
But the good new is that you'll will be able to afford the booze and toothless babes on what you can earn in Alaska. You know the old saying... go ugly early or drink'em pretty
