Geez, while you old guys were flying Jurassic jets I was still sucking my thumb and playing Nintendo.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, B, A. (can you name the game)


Ftb, I've experienced the funbag restrictions. I was so excited when my wife gave birth and she grew two giant toys for daddy. Then junior had to hog the milk machines and the wifey was in so much pain that she set up a 30 mile no-fly zone around them.