"I killed my neighbors kitten this morning before I came to work. So what do I have to do to get reimbursed?"

"I love pictures of naked men as much as the next guy, my problem is with those Delta pilots posting cheerleader pictures all of the time."

"I hate Delta pilots. And I hate fat airplanes. I hate Delta pilots in fat airplanes. I just hate Tsquare and Carl Spackler. I really just hate my father."

I need to write some stuff up, does maintenance still want us not to write stuff up this week? I mean this damn fuel and not charging bag fees is killing us."

"will I be on Leno?"

"now that i am famous, when does Atlanta open up for bidding? And please tell me were stapling and dumping them faster than a [insert gay joke]."


Still, I think this is all b.s. and if swa goes after this pilot individually to impress anybody I will be extremely disappointed.