Exactly. I just can't believe how phony some of these other FA's can be. They're not real, like you. They're all into playing games, and I'm just not into that. Besides, its not like you would go out with me anyway, your father totally wouldn't approve. OMG did you see what they said on TMZ today about Amy Winehouse? Lots of guys think she's so hot but I think she's nasty. She's just so fake, you know? I didn't mean those things I said. I was just so upset because most older women are so bitter and cynnical, you know? The last one I dated said she wanted honesty, but when I started talking about how my dad put his cigarettes out into my back for not doing my chores good enough, she laughed at me and said he probably did that because I was weak. Age is just a number anyway, its more about overall maturity, you know? Did I mention I'm a pilot? God I love cats. Wanna come back to my room later? We can watch True Blood.