I didn't have to get past the preamble of this p.o.s. to have my delicate sensibilities jarred:

"The Company proposes that the JCBA contain language that clearly reflects the agreements reached between the parties in a way that pilots can readily access and understand."

Me so grateful to Sheriff Jeff and hims smart lawyers to try to make things easy for Mongo and all dumb pilots to understand, but Mongo still confused. Just tell Mongo this good deal, Sheriff Jeff, and me will believe you.

Mongo love Sheriff Jeff......not