Originally Posted by
DAL 88 Driver
LOL. Like we used to say at TWA... The 727 is a good, safe airplane. It climbs like a safe, descends like a safe, and lands like a safe!

Q: How do you always get a good landing in the 727?
A: Lower your standards.
A bad landing in the 727 is a lot like masturbating. You're not proud when you do it but you know it's gonna happen again.