Old 07-14-2011 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MatchPoint
Blahhhahahahhahhahhahahahahhaahahhaaaahhahh! That's Freaking Funny! SureJet?

"Are we going to be on-time?.....Sure"
"Is the plane going to be fixed soon?......Sure"
"Will I make my connection even though we're 4 hours late?.....Sure"
"Can I ride in the FO seat?......Sure"
Want your day off rolled? Sure
Want us to violate the CBA? Sure
Want a new contract? Sure
Want one list? Sure
Want to inherit a substandard PBS? Sure

I guess it could have been worse. When the marketing/suit genius of UAL was conceiving what would later be an abortion called "Theodore" (TED), the corporate codename for it was "Starfish". That's right, "Starfish".
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