Originally Posted by
tomgoodman
Whale Captains maintain interphone contact with the Port, Starboard, and Poopdeck Lookouts. These entry-level pilots occupy crow's nests which are accessed via catwalks and ladders. Pay is lousy, but the view is fantastic!

LMAO!!
And when we throw kittens out on to the taxiway, they have a LONG way to fall!
Carl