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Old 07-15-2011 | 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
This company has lost control.

I got first class on a deadhead.

It was a 757, with IFE.

The seat next to me? College coed. Would receive a 10 out of 10 on this website if you guys could vote.

I thought they worked to prevent this kind of nonsense?

Anyways, told my wife that technically I slept closer to a college coed today then I did her given we have a very wide king size bed. She laughs. That's funny to her. Just like it's funny that 150 people will all sleep next to each other on an airplane but never anywhere else.

BTW, why doesn't she care about the girl? A) She knows me. B) She knows what women want. C) She knows what I look like.



You see one time I ran into my neighbor at the grocery store, my wife called. My neighbor thought it'd be funny if she answered for me so I let her. My neighbor put on a show, refusing to let her talk to me, wanting to know why my wife was calling me.

Now any other woman would've come through that phone and killed us both. My wife was like "this woman has stolen my husbands phone and is giving me attitude!"



No respect.
LOL. FTB, when I finally get kicked off the DC-9 and back to the 88, I hope we get to fly together! You are one funny dude!!!