Yeah, I pause in silent thanks to ALPA and LM everytime I swiftly glide through the known crewmember lane. Wait a minute! I don't do that because CrewPass is still but a twinkle in LM's eye.

Until I no longer have to undress once a day on the way to the business end of the airplane, I don't want to hear one more word from ALPA about what a great success CrewPass is.

I'll say it again that I'm reminded of W standing on the aircraft carrier with the "Mission Accomplished" banner hanging behind him. Let's have some results and then do the self-congratulations, not the other way around.

TEN, not busting your balls. I knew you were being sarcastic because of the bugeye face