Originally Posted by
DrPepper
I was traveling last week in a black suit & tie, I know its not the official uniform but i was trying to get back to work.
Dude, you should have reached in your suitcase and taken your epillets out. Scotch tape them to the shoulders of your suit. Tell them its your airline's new uniform and to kiss your ass. Get through security, put the epillets back in the bag and have a nice day.