"Have you ever flown an airplane before? It's a lot of fun, would you like to? Okay, you'll just be working for free for 4 years as you pay off the training costs we'll incur for you to fly the shiny new jets we're getting, and after that you're free to find other work, as we may or may not pay you enough to eat, depending on the regulations we're able to lobby for by then and the demand for your line of work. Welcome aboard!... Oh by the way, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"