Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Shark 1: "HEY! What's the dude doing to Frank!?"

Shark 2: "that DUDE is Newk."

Shark 1: "Oh Frank is [bleep]ed"

Shark 2: "Nah, I kind of like a man with a slow chain-linked hand, a bubble maker with an easy touch. I want someone who will spend some time, not come and go in a heated rush. Believe me, I understand, when it comes to"

Shark 1: "No, Frank is [bleep]ed. He [blanked]ed his pants when he turned him upside down. He'd been better going off to the Union thread and never seen again."

Shark 2: "Nah, you don't know Newknow, he just wants to show the Mrs. something new, something blue..."