Now that's funny, right there.

Well then, so what is all the hoopla about if one is single? Somebody is selling a bill of goods......GREAT if you're single, my a$$. Sounds like you still gotta get on a jet to get laid....What's so freaking awesome about that?

Geez, well I'll pass the info on to my buddies. Tell them that Guam actually sucks for singles and to not even think about it.

Thanks for the honesty even if it was TIC.