Originally Posted by NuGuy

Heyas,

If the CP calls about a sick call, and asks "is there is anything we can do to help?", here are some polite suggestions:

1) Mow your lawn

2) Clean out your gutters

3) Fix the leak in your girlfriend's roof

4) Change the oil in your car, rotate the tires and replace the wiper blades

5) Pick up your dry cleaning

6) Run by the grocery store

7) Run by the creepy drugstore/pharmacy, where all of the thugs, weirdos and neer-do-wells seem to congregate, and pick up your anti-diarrheal and anti-nausia meds.

When I'm sick, I don't want to do any of these things, and having someone from the CP's office to come down and take care of them would be a big help.

Nu