Speaking of gold bars. You think that "38 pound" bag is heavy, try lugging around gold bars equivalent to the amount of money this company has cheated it's pilots out of since this merger was announced.

I ain't taking any responsibility for no stupid iPad off the property. Although I'll gladly take it to Lima... I'll be leaving mine on the shelf where my brain bag used to sit when not in use. If you can find it, you can have it.

See ya at the union meetings.