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A) You're married right? Why isn't she cutting the grass?
B) You live in Atlanta right? What grass do you have growing? Mine got scorched. I last cut it because it was green and tall and that I think was 3 or 4 weeks ago. It's dead.

In B, it is possible you killed one of Capt James T Kirks many alien girlfriends.
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