Yup, that's me. Alright, I always wanted to be a legend! Do I get to be a 900 captain now?!?! I'll admit it's pretty impressive because I'm the first pilot in the history of the company to change their aircraft assignment by crying. Pretty big deal over here.

Speaking of ridiculous rumors, this one was started by one ******* in my class after his lack of multi time put HIM in the Saab instead of me. Unfortunately there were no tears on my part at least. Apparently he's the one who got upset as he felt it necessary to start the rumor.