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Old 09-08-2011 | 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Hey, leave my buddy Joe out of this.

Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to "give the twin cannons some sun."




WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer.

"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]."

White House aides said that Biden pulled into the driveway shortly before noon, the chorus of Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" blaring from his car's stereo. According to witnesses, Biden spent several minutes maneuvering the Trans Am into the perfect spot, and was observed drumming his fingers on the steering wheel until the song came to a close.

The shirtless 66-year-old then entered the executive residence and greeted employees with a round of high fives and a variety of nicknames. "Hey, hot stuff, looking good," Biden told a passing aide. "Would you know where I could get a little bucket and sponge action? My mean machine needs to be cleaned."
Ha ha. The onion.

I like this editorial: Beginning today, we must all do more when it comes to our brief and panicked thoughts about climate change.


My favorite was the headline that Tom Coughlin was retiring from his family to spend more time with his team. And the one about how dolphins had grown thumbs and the scientist were saying we were all screwed.But they used the f word. Cuss words are funny. I dot use them in real life, I use them here though!