ATL MD-88 and MD-90?
Evidently many pilots have figured out how to take the cables that drive the tabs that drive the flight controls and hang themselves with them.
After further review we highly recommend the 767ER and it's smaller just as comfortable 73NG, an updated version of the 737-100.
Or if you think you're pretty damn good at what you do and you want to fly the most proven airliner in the fleet as well as get a little of the Douglas flying in before it's too late... and you dont want to hang yourself... bid the