Old 09-18-2011, 10:33 AM
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jungle
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Top 10 Causes of Death - Male

Diseases of Heart 28.4% [1st for females]
Malignant Neoplasms (cancer) 24.1% [2nd for females]
Accidents 5.8% [7th for females]
Motor Vehicle Traffic Accidents (43%)
Poisoning (17%)
Fall (12%)
Cerebrovascular Diseases 5.2% [3rd for females]
Chronic Lower Respiratory Diseases 5.1% [4th for females]
Diabetes Mellitus 2.9% [6th for females]
Influenza and Pneumonia 2.4% [8th for females]
Suicide 2.1% [17th for females]
Nephritis, Nephrotic Syndrome and Nephrosis (kidney diseases) 1.6% [9th for females]
Chronic Liver Disease and Cirrhosis1.5% [12th for females]
All Others 21.0%

Just think, if you don't kill yourself in some damnfool way, one of these will eventually get you. May as well have a little fun while you wait, nobody gets out alive.
Safety is mostly an illusion, not that I want to hurry things along, but the merits of finding the end at a ripe old age in a hospital are highly over rated.
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