Originally Posted by FrankCobretti

Ha!

Moving to a stagnant or shrinking base may seem counterintuitive, but I'm willing to sit right seat for a long long time in order to live near relatives and teach my kids how to surf.

Also, it kills me that they don't know the proper usage of "dude-man," as in "Dude-man, you can not eat two double-doubles in one sitting!"