1- smoke a doobie
2- have a couple of shots of jack
3- have sex with a 16 yr old boy or girl
4- pop wheelies on my ninja on the way to the fbo
5- call all the chicks "toots" as I saunter by
6- wear my over size rayban aviators indoors
7- wear my leather jacket, even during the summer
8- make sure they play my own theme music as I walk in the fbo
9- use my flt realse/flt plan to cover my head if it is raining, only use for it
10- kick the tires and light the fires
11- have one more shot of jack before I gun it out of the parking spot
12- Yell at all the mechs, so they know i mean biz
13- Have surly tone with the gnd controlers
14- beat up any harie krishna I see
15- constantly re-check my over size avaitors watch, ya know the one with the ELT in it
16- dress down the caterer for having such crappy meals
17- insult the line service guy for not coming to my plane first
18- be insulant to the pax for being late
19- dont actually touch the airplane during a pre-flight, you might get dirty
20- And hate everone for not being as cool as ME










Sorry I couldnt resist