Working for the City of Seattle is for chumps! The real money is dressing up as a King County Sheriff. There is also the added benefit of being able to work out your anger management issues and unexplained aggression towards citizens by cracking their heads into concrete walls and other such violent behavior. I also heard the minimum requirements are really low. Apparently, any dumbass can pass the, uh, tests.

Local News | Deputies' contract boosts pay $11.8M from '07 | Seattle Times Newspaper