Originally Posted by
JobHopper
Pilot Assistance Network. Originally formed at NWA under the Aeromedical Comittee, it was integrated into DALPA. If you call, they will answer.
MAN (to Info Agent) What's the fastest animal on earth?
INFO AGENT The cheetah. Next.
WOMAN Should I fake my orgasms?
INFO AGENT Yes. Next.
Next in line are three armed, bearded "TERRORISTS."
"TERRORIST" 1 Please, where is flight to Miami?
INFO AGENT (without indicating anything) Over there. Next. The TERRORISTS leave looking confused.
TED Mission control?
INFO AGENT (without indicating anything) It's over therrrrrrr!
The agent is shot with an arrow and slumps over the counter.