True story:

Back in the early 2000's, a friend of a friend got a DUI on a PINK BARBIE POWER WHEELS!! He was in a fraternity, had too much to drink at a frat party, and was riding this power wheels around the yard/driveway/street of the frat house. Campus cop gave him a DUI. Is he an irresponsible menace to society? Should be be banned from professional employment for the rest of his life?