Originally Posted by
LivingTheDream
During one particular "discussion", my wife actually said,..."you know, nobody likes you". Of course instead of doing the smart thing, I calmly responded, "really...out of 7 billion people on this planet, not one person likes me...I find that extremely difficult to believe"...did not go over very well.
True story during a similar discussion ... .
Girlfriend: You're arrogant
Me: and what is your point?
Girlfriend: You say things with such
condensation
Me: You mean, cold and wet, or rainy?
Girlfriend: See
BTW: She now has a Masters Degree and runs an Human Resource Department.