Originally Posted by Bucking Bar

According to My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night:

Suit A: Hey Ed, did you hear Emirates just ordered fifty more 777's?
Suit B: Yeah, that takes them to 182 ?
Suit A: No, that would be 183
Suit B: ha, well I was never any good at math
Suit A: We need to code share with them
Suit B: Now that's something we can agree on, pass the grape juice