Originally Posted by
DAL 88 Driver
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Did you hear about the 3 Delta pilots in an elevator? A 727 guy, a 767 guy, and an 88 guy. So the doors start to close as this beautiful lady is walking toward the elevator wanting to get in. The 727 guy grabs the doors and tries to get them to open back up. The 767 guy starts pushing buttons trying to get the doors open. And the 88 guy is just standing there with his arms folded saying, "why's it doing that?!"

You forgot about the 737 Pilot. He banged his head trying to get into the elevator in the first place and then left when he saw three Pilots already there.
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