Are you scared? Of an easy airplane that 1700 Delta pilots fly just fine?

Oh wait, AE still open... yes, death trap for sure. Just let the pilot group know it'll make them sterile. Unless they are with their mistress. Which you'll never have as an MD-88 pilot. You don't have time between having to make up for your 65 hour lines or plethora of short calls, 23K flying and short overnights.

Death trap.

The MD-88.