Every weekend should be Carmageddon. A close second is when all the illegals protest immigration policies and stay home from work and school. You can zip around pretty good on those days too. Other than that, LA traffic absolutely blows. I got called for a GS last month and the scheduler asked me if I could be at SNA in 45 minutes....."uh, no. 2 hours at a minimum."

Scheduler: "So you're saying you're not in a position to report?"

Me: "No, I'm saying that its Friday night in Southern California. It will take me at least two hours...."

Scheduler: "Never mind."