Originally Posted by
Phantom Flyer
Yeah Oscar, I
hate Southwest as well.
In my last 10 trips, they have been on time or early
every single time; my baggage, which incidentally flies
free, often is waiting for me at the baggage claim carousel and lastly, I
really hate Southwest because their pilots and flight attendants seem to actually be enjoying themselves and on occasion, actually laughing and having fun ! Boy, they would
never make it at United and probably not Delta, Continental and especially American !
On my last trip to Orlando to play golf, the damn Captain had the gaul to get us there 21 minutes early, my golf clubs were waiting for me and the darn Flight Attendants actually smiled and said "Thank You for flying Southwest". Is that anyway to run an airline ???
Let's ban them from the skies.
G'Day Y'all

You have to inject a little humor in these posts, otherwise, it's flat and looks like a bit of man luv since it's obvious they're not the only ones arriving 21 minutes early.
Spice it up a bit.
Aim for something as funny as...
nobody will be that funny though, but we should all try.