Did you hear about the Flight Attendant who was sooo stupid...the others noticed?
Q. Why do Flight Attendants read People Magazine on the jumpseat?
A. So they have something to think about while they're talking...
Just so you know, I've been married to a Flight Attendant for 24 years...
So I've -earned- the right to joke about them!
(she told me those jokes, and many more)