Originally Posted by
buzzpat
What the hell else are we supposed to do on those red eyes? I'm also working on feng shui.

Cool origami for pilots...
If you were a SWA 737 guy you'd do that a $100 bill, and then burn it.
I'm trying to think, there was a corporate guy that had this awful boss and one day they landed and the guy pulled out a $100 bill, showed it to him, and burned it. Said there's your tip. Walked off.