Wonder how much sympathy the Court would show for a letter like this:

"I've always wanted to be a judge. Wapner and Judy were my heroes. The day came when I could no longer resist, so I sneaked into chambers and stole a robe. Before they caught me, I had released five cool defendants and jailed eight suspicious characters. I also fined every lawyer in the building for contempt and bonked three clerks with my gavel. It was the most defining event of my life....