Originally Posted by
forgot to bid
That's an awfully tiny tog you're holding there newk.
See that must have been pre marriage days. You holding the dog and she sitting like that, those things don't happen after marriage and they sure as hell don't happen after kids.
That can't be my wife. Look at al that expensive jewelry she's wearing. I'm a 21st century airline pilot. I can barely afford the dog.
If I were a 20th century airline pilot, I could claim the wife, jewelry, house, and I would have gotten a bigger, meaner looking dog.
Ok. Time to hit the books. C-ya!