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Easy. Go take a breathalyzer test and make a PA saying that this woman acused you for being drunk and that the flight will delayed until this is resolved. Should create some entertainment for the other pax for a couple of hours while you go blow.
Man! You got it! When the other pax hear she is making the flight take a delay.... "Victory is mine!".

People should think about what they say and know that there are consequences.
But seriously, if someone called me out like that in public, I would get tested.